In 1808, Napoleon, running out of scenic holiday destinations to invade, somehow totally forgot about his neighbor to the south, Spain. So that year he dispatched his troops, kicking off the Peninsular War.
Only 20 years old and working as a barmaid in the town of Valdepenas, Juana Galan was not expecting a surge of French soldiers to come storming through her village. But on June 6, that’s exactly what happened. At that time, most of the men were fighting Napoleon’s forces elsewhere in the nation. Juana, unfazed by things like rifles and Frenchmen and French riflemen, began organizing the women in her village to form a trap for the approaching army.
When the army arrived, Juana and her friends were ready. They dumped boiling water and oil on the French troops, which by all accounts will instantly take the fight out of pretty much anyone. Then Juana, armed with only a batan, beat back the heavily armed French cavalry with her squad of village women, almost none of whom were armed with guns.
The French retreated, giving up on capturing not just Juana’s town but the entire province of La Mancha, leading to ultimate Spanish victory. Today, she is seen in Spain as a national hero, a symbol of resistance, strength, patriotism, feminism and hitting shit with a stick.
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That’s one hell of a portrait.
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This is maybe the best portrait of anyone that I’ve ever seen, ever.
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These are just a few of my favorite cookie recipes but there’s tons of other healthy cookie makeovers here. :)
We asked some of our contributors— including David Grann, Thomas Beller, Teju Cole, Maile Meloy, Ann Beattie, and more— for their favorite books from 2012. (In the interests of eclecticism, they could list up to three.) Here’s what they said: http://nyr.kr/XWZEef
This week we feel especially privileged to do the work that we do. A brief post by our senior editor about the decision-making behind this week’s show and why it matters to us. From trentgilliss:
For those of you who don’t know, I edit and produce a national public radio show called On Being with Krista Tippett. It’s played on about 250 public radio stations at different times throughout the week. Part of my gig is deciding our programming line-up. Why do I tell you this?
About a week ago, we had a gap in our schedule and I suggested rebroadcasting our interview with Kate Braestrup, a UU chaplain who works with Maine’s game wardens on search-and-rescue missions and such events. She also lost a husband early in her life. For some, it seemed counter-intuitive to put a show on about death, loss, and grief during this festive time of year. But we know that the holidays can be a lonely time of despair, depression, and loss for many; I hoped our program could meet those people suffering in some minor way — and remind all of us the gift of grace and happiness during this season.
I never could’ve envisioned (nor wanted to) this horrifying scenario before us. And so I worried about the programming decision.
Well, my beloved wife Shelley and I just finished listening to the production on MPR News (yes, believe it or not, on the radio). Kate Braestrup’s stories and insights on love, death, and loss are profound — and more relevant than I could have ever imagined. It’s wise people like her who are most needed during our country’s darkest hours and brightest holidays. Bella and I cried a little; we danced.
This show doesn’t make sense of the tragedy in Connecticut; nothing can. But, Kate Braestrup offers a framing for how to think about love and tragedy, how we live forward. If you’re looking for something to listen to with your loved ones, listen to this show. And, if you do, please write me and share your thoughts. It would mean a lot to me: tgilliss@onbeing.org or @trentgilliss.
ADVENTURE TIME MASTERPOST
Adventure Time is an animated television series. The series focuses on the surreal adventures undertaken by two best friends, Finn the human boy and Jake the dog with magical powers, who dwell in the Land of Ooo.
These episodes were uploaded post-megaupload getting taken down so the links should work. The links will be updated every time a new episode comes out here.
Theme Song: DOWNLOAD
Heath’s Cover: DOWNLOADPILOT - DOWNLOAD / WATCH
1a - Slumber Party Panic: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
1b - Trouble in Lumpy Space: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
2a - Prisoners of Love: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
2b - Tree Trunks: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
3a - The Enchiridion!: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
3b - The Jiggler: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
4a - Ricardio the Heart Guy: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
4b - Business Time: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
5a - My Two Favorite People: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
5b - Boom Boom Mountain: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
6a - Wizard: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
6b - Evicted!: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
7a - City of Thieves: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
7b - The Witch’s Garden: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
8a - What Is Life?: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
8b - Ocean of Fear: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
9a - When Wedding Bells Thaw: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
9b - Freak City: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
10a - Henchman: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
10b - Dungeon: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
11a - The Duke: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
11b - Donny: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
12a - Rainy Day Daydream: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
12b - What Have You Done: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
13a - His Hero: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
13b - Gut Grinder: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
14a - It Came From the Nightosphere: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
14b - The Eyes: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
15a - Loyalty to the King: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
15b - Blood Under the Skin: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
16a - Storytelling: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
16b - Slow Love: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
17a - Power Animal: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
17b - Crystals Have Power: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
18a - The Other Tarts: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
18b - To Cut a Woman’s Hair: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
19a - The Chamber of Frozen Blades: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
19b - Her Parents: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
20a - The Pods: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
20b - The Silent King: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
21a - The Real You: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
21b - Guardians of Sunshine: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
22a - Death in Bloom: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
22b - Susan Strong: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
23a - Mystery Train: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
23b - Go with Me: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
24a - Belly of the Beast: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
24b - The Limit: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
25a - Video Makers: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
25b - Heat Signature: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
26a - Mortal Folly: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
26b - Mortal Recoil: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
27a - Conquest of Cuteness: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
27b - Morituri te Salutamus: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
28a - Memory of a Memory: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
28b - Hitman: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
29a - Too Young: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
29b - The Monster: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
30a - Still: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
30b - Wizard Battle: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
31a - Adventure Time with Fiona and Cake: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
31b - What Was Missing: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
32a - Apple Thief: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
32b - The Creeps: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
33a - From Bad to Worse: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
33b - Beautopia: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
34a - No One Can Hear You: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
34b - Jake Vs Me-Mow: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
35a - Thank you: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
35b - The New Frontier: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
36 - Holly Jolly Secrets: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
37a - Marceline’s Closet: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
37b - Paper Pete: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
38a - Another Way: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
38b - Ghost Princess: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
39a - Dad’s Dungeon: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
39b - Incendium: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
40a - Hot to the Touch: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
40b - Five Short Graybles: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
41a - Web Weirdos: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
41b - Dream of Love: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
42a - Return to the Nightosphere: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
42b - Daddy’s Little Monster: DOWNLOAD / WATCH
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